AUSSIE AS, WITH JO’BURG SWAGGER: THE GLOBAL SOUL OF BILOS Reading FIVE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH BILTONG (OTHER THAN SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE)

FIVE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH BILTONG (OTHER THAN SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE)

FIVE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH BILTONG (OTHER THAN SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE)

Let’s get one thing straight.
Shoving Bilos biltong straight into your face hole is — and always will be — the correct move.

But… just for fun. Just for the flavour. Just for the absolute joy of it — we’re going to get weird and wonderful with how you can use your biltong.

Because when you’re working with artisan, small-batch, Wagyu-powered flavour bombs, there’s no need to play it safe.

These aren’t your average snack ideas. These are Bilos-certified culinary stunts. Let’s go.

1. Build the Ultimate Biltong Charcuterie Board

Forget ham. Forget that sweaty cheese that’s been in the fridge since Christmas.

It’s time to level up your grazing game — Bilos style.

The Bilos Board Basics:

  • Chakalaka Biltong for the spicy show-off energy
  • A gooey, hard-hitting blue cheese to match the meat
  • Sweet figs or dried apricots (because contrast is sexy)
  • Roasted nuts, fresh olives, a rogue chilli or two
  • A smoky whisky or bold shiraz to wash it all down

Arrange it all on a wooden board. Bonus points if you aggressively call it a “platter” and casually drop the word “umami” into conversation.

Instagram caption idea:
“I make meat sexy.” #BilosBoard

2. Use It as a Breakfast Power-Up

Forget protein powders. Forget sadness on toast.
This is how you start your day like a flavour god.

Bilos Biltong Breakfast Hacks:

  • Slice up Traditional Wagyu Biltong into scrambled eggs (trust us, life-changing)
  • Add Spicy Chilli strips to your avo toast and instantly earn snack street cred
  • Sprinkle Chakalaka into your breakfast burrito and destroy the concept of “too early for spice”

Side effects include:

  • A surge in protein
  • Unshakable morning swagger
  • Immediate superiority over every other breakfast on your block

Doctor’s orders? More biltong before 9am.

3. Bloody Mary? Meet Biltong

You’ve heard of bacon in a Bloody Mary.

Now imagine:

  • A tall glass of tomato firewater
  • Celery stick (fine)
  • Lime wedge (sure)
  • And a juicy, spicy strip of Bilos Chilli Biltong sticking out the top like a flavour flag

Garnish? Nah. Statement.

Biltong isn’t just a snack — it’s an event.

Also, if you’re not slightly hungover while drinking it, are you even doing brunch properly?

This is for those who believe brunch should:

  • Have meat
  • Require sunglasses
  • Cause stories

4. Make It the Star of Your Next Adventure

Hiking. Road trips. Fishing. Camping.
Whatever outdoorsy flex you’ve got planned, Bilos belongs there.

Why?

  • No refrigeration needed
  • Doesn’t crumble like chips
  • Actually fuels you (instead of sending you into a sugar crash coma)

But here’s the real move:

Use Biltong as Trail Bribery.
You’re halfway through a hike. Your mate is whinging. The hill looks rude.

Whip out a 100g bag of Spicy Chilli and say, “One bite for every 200 steps.”

Congratulations. You’re the MVP of the mountain.

Also acceptable usage:

  • Poker night fuel
  • Bike ride motivation
  • That awkward friend-of-a-friend’s house party where the snacks suck

5. Turn It Into a Secret Ingredient (That You Brag About Relentlessly)

Want to blow someone’s mind without working too hard?

Here’s how:

  • Grab a handful of Traditional Bilos
  • Chop it fine (or blitz it in a food processor like a rebel)
  • Sprinkle it over creamy pasta, mac and cheese, baked potatoes, pizza — hell, even sushi if you’re feeling chaotic

This isn’t just garnish.

This is flavour armour.

People will ask, “What’s in this?”
You’ll say, “Oh, just Wagyu biltong from a small-batch butcher in Mortdale.”

Cue slow clap. Cue glory. Cue fork fights at the dinner table.

BONUS ROUND: The Forbidden Sixth Way — Shove It In Your Face Anyway

Let’s not pretend.

You’re going to ignore all these suggestions, rip open a bag, and devour it solo while standing in your kitchen at 11:43pm.

And honestly?

We respect that.

Final Thoughts: There Are No Rules. Only Biltong.

Whether you:

  • Turn it into a chef-level garnish
  • Sip it with cocktails
  • Eat it in a tent, on a boat, or half-asleep on your couch

Just remember: you’re snacking like a legend.

Bilos isn’t here to tell you what to do.
We’re here to give you the juiciest excuse to do it better.

Tag your weirdest Biltong use @bilosbiltong with #BilosBeyondSnacks.

We’ll feature the best ones.
Or the most chaotic ones. Probably both.