CHILLI. CHAKALAKA. TRADITIONAL. WHICH FLAVOUR ARE YOU?

We’re not saying your Biltong choice defines your entire personality...
Actually, wait — yes, we are.
At Bilos, flavour isn’t just something you taste. It’s something you are.
So let’s settle this once and for all:
Are you a full-throttle Spicy Chilli, a flavour anarchist Chakalaka, or a timeless Traditional icon?
This isn’t your average personality quiz.
This is a meat-powered self-discovery mission.
Grab a snack (preferably Bilos) and let’s find out who the hell you really are.
THE SPICY CHILLI TYPE
"You’re not here for a good time. You’re here for a fiery, unforgettable time."
Your Vibe:
Spicy Chilli people walk into a room and turn the volume up without touching the dial. You’ve got big energy, big opinions, and a "why not?" attitude that somehow works in both nightclubs and boardrooms.
You’re the one ordering extra hot peri-peri while making intense eye contact with the waiter.
Life Motto:
“If it’s not intense, it’s not worth it.”
What You Love:
- Hot sauce on eggs
- Risk-taking (and risk-flavoured snacks)
- That satisfying tingle that says I’m alive
Red Flags (or Red Delicious Flags):
You’ve burned your tongue so many times you consider it “seasoned.”
You’ve ghosted people, but never ghosted chilli.
Snack Style:
You open a bag of Bilos Spicy Chilli and take a deep whiff like it’s a fine wine. Then you inhale it like a dragon with a deadline.
Celeb Match:
Post Malone on his fourth hot wing.
Miley Cyrus in her “Wrecking Ball” era.
A jalapeño wearing leather boots.
THE CHAKALAKA TYPE
"Bold. Loud. The kind of person who brings hot sauce and opinions to a picnic."
Your Vibe:
You don’t just march to the beat of your own drum — you built the drum, set it on fire, and danced around it in flip-flops. You’re a vibe architect, a chaos curator. You’ve got stories. You’ve got spices in your handbag. You are the party.
Life Motto:
“If you’re not being extra, you’re being forgotten.”
What You Love:
- Mashups. Crossovers. Collabs.
- Big flavours and even bigger playlists
- That glorious middle ground between sweet and spicy — with just enough “what is that?” mystery
Red Flags (but make them fun):
You can’t cook without turning the kitchen into a war zone.
You’ve “accidentally” turned multiple dinners into dance parties.
Snack Style:
You don’t nibble. You feast. You mix Chakalaka with your road trip playlist and treat every bite like a cultural moment.
Celeb Match:
Lizzo on stage.
Donald Glover doing anything.
A pineapple in a bomber jacket.
THE TRADITIONAL TYPE
"Classic. Smooth. And low-key dangerous when underestimated."
Your Vibe:
You’re the one that everyone trusts with the aux cord, the barbecue tongs, and their dog. You’ve got calm confidence, zero drama, and the kind of good taste that doesn’t need to shout.
People underestimate you until they realise you’re the most interesting person in the room.
Life Motto:
“Simplicity is the ultimate flex.”
What You Love:
- Old-school quality
- A well-done steak (medium-rare, obviously)
- Heritage, rituals, and being the realest in the group chat
Red Flags (more like beige flags tbh):
You alphabetise your spice rack.
You own more than one apron… and they’re clean.
Snack Style:
You treat Traditional Bilos like sacred treasure. No loud chewing. No sharing unless the vibe is right.
Celeb Match:
Chris Hemsworth in a flannel.
Cate Blanchett on a quiet beach.
A vintage Land Cruiser with perfect upholstery.
Still Not Sure Which One You Are?
Let’s put it this way:
If you... |
You’re probably... |
Set off smoke alarms when cooking |
Spicy Chilli |
Own at least three hot sauces with names like "Dragon Sweat" |
Chakalaka |
Call your mum every Sunday |
Traditional |
Mix Bilos with beer like it’s a sacred ritual |
All of the above |
Plot Twist: You Don’t Have to Pick Just One.
You can be all three.
(A Triflamourite™.)
Monday: Traditional.
Friday: Spicy Chilli.
Saturday night with questionable decisions? Chakalaka, obviously.
You’re a walking meat mood board. We love that for you.
Now It’s Your Turn
So, what flavour are you?
ag us with your match on Instagram @bilosbiltong
Use the hashtag #BilosBiteMe and flex your snack soul.
We might even crown you the Flavour King or Queen of the Week.
Until next time: stay juicy, stay spicy, and never snack in silence.